Oh, sweet internet. Yesterday you lost your damn mind.
First it was a couple of Llamas running loose in Arizona that apparently warranted coverage like it was a high speed chase. Then it was a crappy cellphone photo of a dress that is CLEARLY BLUE AND BLACK but some people saw as white and gold. Friendships and families were torn apart in the heated debate.
Oh, and the FCC did some sort of Net Neutrality thing too. I guess that happened.
But seriously, everybody. Relax. It's times like these that we need to see past color. Sometimes we need to just let the llamas run free. Hold hands and sing happy songs and for god sakes stop freaking out already.
Yesterday can pretty much be summed up thusly:
- Eyeballs are weird, and can not be trusted.
- Escaped Llamas are not a sign of the Alpacalypse.
- The internet has weird priorities.
I love you guys, but sometimes I worry about you.